July 23, 2014   258,148 notes

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: uglierer, via hi)

July 23, 2014   397,232 notes

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

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July 23, 2014   417,306 notes

matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

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July 23, 2014   3,396 notes

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July 23, 2014   54,686 notes

kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.

(Source: dickpuns, via moosopp)

July 23, 2014   425,398 notes

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

(Source: ughcallmelottie, via moosopp)

July 23, 2014   136,021 notes

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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July 23, 2014   451,925 notes

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July 23, 2014   76,501 notes

tetodotgif:

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)

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July 23, 2014   647 notes

juls-art:

The Crystal Gems
since finished tall of season 1 (???) earlier today o  w o

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